I go see Willy and boy does he have a prize for you!!!

> +25 power
> +25 strength
> +25 speed
> +10 intelligence
> +5 begging
> +500 max life
> A Golden Rat
> $1,500,000
> 3000PP
> A Double Double
> 5 Extra T from the Grail

I choose the intell, Grail and the Rat, which the rat is alright but I wish that I would have went for the 3000PP to my second 1000 piece :(

Day 22

Slugworth, finally that bastard is going to die!! I go see Willy and he gives me the full access card to the Fortress. I go to the Fortress and find Slugworth in the evil suite and he's got the fuckin nerve to ask me to join him!! So I say no way and then TRY to fight him. He kicked my ass bad, so I had to think of something else to try to beat him....I tried the mop and that didnt work but then I tried the Cane and that did the trick. I beat him and he flies off to the beeramid, that pussy. I head over to the beeramid and the newspaper guy is at the bottom. He tells me that I can feed Sluggy and it might hurt him. So I went and bought the good candy from the candy store, fighters lunches and
Military Rations. I had on the Cane still so I went to the top and fed him a polypop and it hurt him!! I got in the fight and only did like 4 damage a hit O.o So I went to go hit him again, fed him a Fighters Lunch and it hurt him Bigtime!! I'm guessing that the more T it gives you the more it hurts him...I should've tried the Fruit by the Furlong. But this time the mop didn't do shit, he whipped my arse good and proper. So I noticed that the newspaper man was keeping tally on what weapons I used along with the food I gave him. So I changed over to the mop and hit him again. This time I got hit's in. Then I used the sting and hit him really hard that time....20 points a pop. Now I was out of new weapons to use, so I went a bought a paper cup(hey I'm cheap :P) and that worked ok, enough to beat him!!!
I left there and went to the factory and talked to Willy. He said he had a prize for me and the wanker made me wait till tommorow to find out what it is!! That asshat.

Day 21

I go see Willy at the factory and he instructs me to Destroy the rest of the Gobstoppers. I then go to the Chocolate Room and find him and the Oopma's back in the boat and It's on fire!! He says something about Pickity Pete's so I head over there and burn it back down to the ground, he he. I go see Willy again and he tells me to destory the gobstoppers already :P
I figured out that there is a lot of different ways to destroy them and the effects it causes but I got lucky when I chose the deinventing room because that really doesnt affect Slugworth at all. And I took the gas from the second city and clicked on the lighter and burned the next one. I always was a pyro :D I also went to Walmart and got rid of another one. And then just throw one away at the 7-11, kinda anti climactic. I'm sure glad I shot the 4th one yesterday! I go back to the suite at the Factory and talk to Willy and now I have to wait until I fight Slugworth tommorow!!

Day 20

I headed to the Scheming Room and talked to charlie... He gives a long speech on how he hasnt chosen his friends wisely and that you must now kill him. I tried several times to kill him with my sting but to no avail. Then I tried to equip the mop and did better but still couldn't kill the bastard. So I ate the gummie monster and that did the trick. I then went to go see Willy and told him the news, I killed Charlie. He then asked me if I wanted him to shot the Gobstopper, which I later found out that if he did Slugworth could not be harmed buy any guns. So I made him shoot it since I dont have an ak-47 or m-16 or HK-G11. Willy tells me then that the day is done and tommorow I fight SLUGWORTH!!

Day 19

Start with Grandpa Joe...


Grandpa Joe: Keckles!!! Whangdoodles are infesting the Hoburbs! Oh me oh my! And then head to the Factory. You take one of your empty kegs and dip it in the chocolate river, filling it to the brim with delicious delicious chocolate. You get the Chocolate-Filled Keg Chocolate-Filled Keg Then go to explore the Hoburbs and Inside the Hoburbs, Whangdoodles run about tearing up lawns and generally causing a ruckus. You take a quick count and estimate there are about 100 of the freaky bastards.

> Set out a keg for them (1T)
> Attack one of them (3T)
> Ignore them and explore the Hoburbs (5T)

You set a chocolate filled keg out on the street. Immediately 5 of the whangdoodles stop their pillaging to gorge themselves on the chocolate.

You've set out 1 Chocolate Filled Kegs.

Then you have to attack.

It's a good idea to have your adventure weapons equipped because each attack for 3T gets you around 9 exp for them.
After you get your barrels out call the Oompa's to kill the Whangdoodles. That way you dont have to kill all 100 of them.

After you finish them off, go to the Factory and then the executive suite. After your talk you get a letter from Charlie and your done for the day.

RP Keckles (1108136)

This little shit tried to get me jailed because he has a personal grudge against me and CSA. He sent a message to Ari telling her about the site and I guess the address. Just to let everybody know if I get jailed and the updates stop for the guide you know who to blame. Please no mails to him but hit him all you want :P And thanks for all that have donated, raised $1,628,716 so far!!

Day 18

Start off by talking to Grandpa Joe and get Willy. Head to the Factory and shoot the fake Willy Wonka. Go the the fortress and buy the bar of lead($5000) then head to the inventing room and mix.....

You toss the following onto the conveyor belt: Bar of Soap, Soda Water, Bar of Lead. You peddle the bike for a minute. Buzzing and steaming sounds eminate from the compactor until there is a loud popping noise. It's done! You go over to the conveyor belt and pick up your prize...



You take the Fizzy Falling Soda and place it into your trolly.

Go to the Falling room in the Fortress and jump in after you drink the Falling Soda. Burp until you get about 80 feet from the bottom and stroke, or whatever. You are trying to get to the bottom falling less than 15 feet a sec. Dont let your speed get below zero. Once you are the bottom you fight the Evil Wonka and beat him. Flip the switch and go back to the Factory and talk to Wonka and your done.