Day 22

Slugworth, finally that bastard is going to die!! I go see Willy and he gives me the full access card to the Fortress. I go to the Fortress and find Slugworth in the evil suite and he's got the fuckin nerve to ask me to join him!! So I say no way and then TRY to fight him. He kicked my ass bad, so I had to think of something else to try to beat him....I tried the mop and that didnt work but then I tried the Cane and that did the trick. I beat him and he flies off to the beeramid, that pussy. I head over to the beeramid and the newspaper guy is at the bottom. He tells me that I can feed Sluggy and it might hurt him. So I went and bought the good candy from the candy store, fighters lunches and
Military Rations. I had on the Cane still so I went to the top and fed him a polypop and it hurt him!! I got in the fight and only did like 4 damage a hit O.o So I went to go hit him again, fed him a Fighters Lunch and it hurt him Bigtime!! I'm guessing that the more T it gives you the more it hurts him...I should've tried the Fruit by the Furlong. But this time the mop didn't do shit, he whipped my arse good and proper. So I noticed that the newspaper man was keeping tally on what weapons I used along with the food I gave him. So I changed over to the mop and hit him again. This time I got hit's in. Then I used the sting and hit him really hard that time....20 points a pop. Now I was out of new weapons to use, so I went a bought a paper cup(hey I'm cheap :P) and that worked ok, enough to beat him!!!
I left there and went to the factory and talked to Willy. He said he had a prize for me and the wanker made me wait till tommorow to find out what it is!! That asshat.