Day 19

Start with Grandpa Joe...


Grandpa Joe: Keckles!!! Whangdoodles are infesting the Hoburbs! Oh me oh my! And then head to the Factory. You take one of your empty kegs and dip it in the chocolate river, filling it to the brim with delicious delicious chocolate. You get the Chocolate-Filled Keg Chocolate-Filled Keg Then go to explore the Hoburbs and Inside the Hoburbs, Whangdoodles run about tearing up lawns and generally causing a ruckus. You take a quick count and estimate there are about 100 of the freaky bastards.

> Set out a keg for them (1T)
> Attack one of them (3T)
> Ignore them and explore the Hoburbs (5T)

You set a chocolate filled keg out on the street. Immediately 5 of the whangdoodles stop their pillaging to gorge themselves on the chocolate.

You've set out 1 Chocolate Filled Kegs.

Then you have to attack.

It's a good idea to have your adventure weapons equipped because each attack for 3T gets you around 9 exp for them.
After you get your barrels out call the Oompa's to kill the Whangdoodles. That way you dont have to kill all 100 of them.

After you finish them off, go to the Factory and then the executive suite. After your talk you get a letter from Charlie and your done for the day.

RP Keckles (1108136)

This little shit tried to get me jailed because he has a personal grudge against me and CSA. He sent a message to Ari telling her about the site and I guess the address. Just to let everybody know if I get jailed and the updates stop for the guide you know who to blame. Please no mails to him but hit him all you want :P And thanks for all that have donated, raised $1,628,716 so far!!

Day 18

Start off by talking to Grandpa Joe and get Willy. Head to the Factory and shoot the fake Willy Wonka. Go the the fortress and buy the bar of lead($5000) then head to the inventing room and mix.....

You toss the following onto the conveyor belt: Bar of Soap, Soda Water, Bar of Lead. You peddle the bike for a minute. Buzzing and steaming sounds eminate from the compactor until there is a loud popping noise. It's done! You go over to the conveyor belt and pick up your prize...



You take the Fizzy Falling Soda and place it into your trolly.

Go to the Falling room in the Fortress and jump in after you drink the Falling Soda. Burp until you get about 80 feet from the bottom and stroke, or whatever. You are trying to get to the bottom falling less than 15 feet a sec. Dont let your speed get below zero. Once you are the bottom you fight the Evil Wonka and beat him. Flip the switch and go back to the Factory and talk to Wonka and your done.

ATTENTION

If you are not a member of CSA and are using this Guide PLEASE be kind to a up and coming gang and donate to it. Please take into account the amount of T you save by using the guide and the risk I take from getting jail for it. Thank you in advance and enjoy!! Please don't send mail, just donate and I will return a mail with the amount donated.

Day 17

Go to the deinventing room and listen to the conversation. Make sure you have ate one meal and go to the wellness center, pay the money and get the brownie. Go back to the deinventing room and deinvent the brownie. Equip the card and go to the dungeon. THIS PUZZLE SUCKS....it take's time and is worse than the one on day 10. Just keep at it and you will get it, try to start with the furthest blocks out. After you get past you fight with the guard and tourture him till he talks....dont listen to wonka :P Will Wonka: He's dead. He's already dead. Please, have some decency! Pull him out and get access to the Fizzy anti soda room and your done.

Day 16

Head to the Candy store and get into it....I fought my way in, mini had to use 20T to wait. Buy 2 of the new Dark Chocolate's, eat one and take the other to grandpa joe. Head to the Dark Chocolate room in the fortress, eat something help the guy and turn the other hourglass.

Day 15

Make sure you have some T for this one. Start at the fortress, Dark chocolate room and flip the switch. Climb down into the pit and you have a maze kinda like this

................................x
...............................| |
UL .........................| |............................ UR
|| ...........................| | ..............................||
---------------------------------------- -------------
|| ............................| |............................. ||
DL ..........................| | ............................DR
.................................| |
...............................Start

Sorry for the shit diagram and ignore the (...............) First go straight up to x and find out what levers you need to flip(mine was UR, DR, UL) Flip them and go back to x and turn the valve. Climb out of the pit and FLIP THE SWITCH AGAIN.
Go to the chocolate factory and climb in that pit and repeat the process....go to x and find which ones you have to flip(main was UR, DL) Go to x turn the valve and climb out of pit.
Go back to the Fortress and flip the switch again, go back to the factory chocolate room, eat something and you are done.

Day 14

Head to the artist and now you can buy the Trojan Rat(200 cans I think) Call the Oompa's and head to the fortress. Once inside go to the evil board of directors. This puzzle is different for everybody...best thing to do is to write down every hint you get, it will take several tries to complete but it's not that hard. After you head into the last room you fight and turn the hour glass and your done.

Day 13

Talk to Grandpa joe and explore the city to 45, 18. Talk to the newspaper man and he give's you another piece of the map. Go to Fortress and taunt the worker till he throws the hammer at you. Head to the Tin alley and give the hammer to the artist.

Day 12

Ok, been a while since I've done it but....start off at the board of directors and you need to find a way to get all his family in jail.

Little Boy
Make sure you have a pack of cigs and go to the primary school
Beg him for a cigarette, and swap the pack out with your own (1T)
you get the pack of candy cigarettes(+60T) and he gets put in jail.

Daughter
First you have to have the bloody knife(or bloody suit but not sure if the suit will work) Go to the high school and locker 9 I think is her's. You leave the knife there and she get's put in jail.

Wife
Go to city hall and there is a guy out front, follow him and you get the license's. Go to your backpack and look at them to get the wife's info. Call the city hall chef (545-5565) call in the bomb threat and she get's but in jail.

Go back to the board of directors and your done.

Day 11

Visit Grandpa Joe and he tells you that you have mail. Summon the Oompas and head to the factory surveillance room. You need to find Mike so enter his hoboid (1304946) and you find him. Fight him and when you kill him, enter 666 in the TV channel and turn on the camera sending him to Hell. Visit the director and your done.

Day 10

Start off at the factory and head to the board of Directors. He will give you access to the parking garage and tells you that he wants the Wonkamobile. Head to the garage and complete the puzzle by getting all the slots to line up in the middle. Take the car to the Second City Parking garage and return to the Director and your done.

Day 9

Ok for this one we finally got the red hots to beat the mummy at the Beeramid. Start at the Nursing home and Grandpa tells you to check out the Beeramid. If you have not got to the mummy refer to the guide below. Buy the Red Hots and the gasoline and head to the inventing room. Mix them and you get the gas soaked Red Hots. Click on your backpack and then your lighter. You set the Red Hots on fire. Eat them and now you can beat the Mummy and get the Golden Cart(holds 20 items) and the Large Diamond. Take the Diamond to the next Director and your done!

Day 8

Go to the Nursing Home and talk to Grandpa Joe. You get a mail from Charlie asking you to meet him in the second city behind the red door in the Sewers. Check the adventure thread for the minimaps and go to the place that you get the shard of glass and then one more to the right. You meet Charlie and it turns out he is a traitor. You fight her and lose and chase her to the Factory and....
Go to the Chocolate room and Jump
Flip the switch in the Fizzy Soda Room
Jump in the Inventing room

After you beat her you get the 2nd Gobstopper. Head to the Board of Directors and she tells you she needs some Junior Mints. Ingredients are Chocolate Ice Cream, Altoids, Bottle of Lye. Take them to her and your done!

*Thanks to Carrion with help with this one!

Beeramid

Getting in:
If you cant get in make Crystal Pepsi and you can sneak past.
Riddle 1:
A frog in a blender
Riddle 2:
Unequip then go to the spot
Riddle 3:
Eat the Rainbow Drops from the Candy Store until you spit red. Might take a few tries to spit red.
The Mummy:
Ok not 100% sure on this one but I know for a fact that you have to have the Red Hots. When you get them go to the inventing room and mix them with the gasoline(second city Flea Market) Now use your lighter BEFORE you eat them. Eat them then you can beat the Mummy.

Day 7

Start by going to the Nursing Home and Grandpa Joe will tell you that a mail came from Willy. You read it and he tells you that you have to destroy all 4 of the Gobstoppers. Your next opponet is Veruca Salt and that you need to go to the Fizzy lifting soda room. You need to have the fizzy lifting soda, if you dont you need a rat wing(second city have a piece of bread and try to catch a winged rat)a bar of soap(the soup kitchen) and a soda water(flea market in the second city) mix them in the inventing room and eat/drink it. Summon the Oompa Lumpas and head to the Factory and the lifting room. Flip the switch in the lifting room and
Breast stroke=strength
Flip=speed
Dogpaddle=power
Gives you a little bit of the above each time you hit it but you will be thrown out the top and have to start over, make more soda and heal. To get past just keep burping until you reach the Janitors closet. You get...
You get the Incriminating Photographs

You get the Bottle of Lye

You take the Mop and stick it with your weapons.


Head to the board of Directors and your done for the day.

Day 6

Start out by visiting Grandpa Joe and he will tell you there is a speech at the Factory. Head to the Factory and listen to Charlie until violet comes out and says that Slugworth wants to see him. He runs and Violet gives chase and you follow them. To kill her you have to have the Metal Knife equipped. After you beat her you get the Everlasting Gobstopper. Return to the Factory and Charlie gives you a reward for protecting him.
Money=$80,000
Women=$40,000
Power=+2 Power
Candy=Sweet Bomb
After you get your prize go to the Board of Directors and the 4th door, talk to the lady and your done.

Day 5

Before you eat at the soup kitchen, MAKE SURE you get the roast beef or you will not be able to complete this adventure. As always go talk to Grandpa Joe and he will tell you Wonka's been kidnapped and that you have a mail. You get a mail from Slugworth saying he wants the trade secret and will kill Wonka. Head over to the Factory and you will receive the Wonka Letter and the Balltop Cane(new weapon). Read the Letter(if you want) it will tell you the basic story, Slugworth worked for Wonka, fell into a tank of Everlasting Gobstoppers went crazy and got fired. Wonka tells you to seek out some newspaper guy in the first city.
Explore the City to 45,18 and meet up with the Newspaper Man. He will give you the Loompa Whistle which you can blow and all the Oompa Lumpa's will come running. Keep exploring the city until you find a piece of prechewed gum. Give the Whistle a toot and the Oompa's will let you know that the Inventing Room is now open. Head to the Factory and to the Inventing Room and combine the Gum and the Roast Beef. Go to the Board of Director's third door and it give's him the gum that you made and your done for the day.

Inventing Room

Invited Items:
Crystal Pepsi(Get into the Beeramid) PEPSI+DISAPPEARING INK
Fizzy Lifting Soda: Soap, Wing, and Water
Gas Soaked Red Hots: RedHots+Gasoline
Please post comments to the items you have made!!!

Day 4

Ok start off by visiting Grandpa Joe(I think this is like the phone booth from the first adventures) and he will tell you that the Oompa Lumpas are on strike. Head to the factory and Wonka says that he was going to give you a boat ride but the Lumpas are on strike so he cant. Head inside the factory and go to the Board of Directors. Go to the second door on the left and talk to Director 2 and he will give you a lighter to burn the picket signs. Go to the Second city and buy some Gasoline from the Flea Market.
Leave the Flea Market and head to Pickety Pete's and apply for a job. He will ask you so questions and below are the responses you have to give.

Question 1
Yeah, my Uncle Roy used to sell megaphones for a living. I was raised in the business.

Question 2
Do parking tickets count?

Question 3
I take abuse like it's no one's business, and I always agree with management.

Question 4
$20.00 an hour

After he hires you your asked which signs you want to set fire....Set fire to "No blood for chocolate!". Follow the Oompa's back to the factory and pick a fight with one of the Lumpa's, they have no more signs so they will give up and head inside for your tour to continue. Click through the tour and now you have a boat that you cant use yet :P. You can go back to the board of directors and he will tell you there will be a new candy coming out....Expect us to have our rainbow drop candies in production and shipping out soon.....Might be the answer to the 3 riddle of the Beeramid?? Thats it for today, find out more tommorow!!

Day 3

This one is a bit long so...first go to the Nursing Home and Talk to Grandpa Joe and he will tell you to go to the Factory and meet Wonka. He will tell you that he's being sued and needs your help to find a security tape that was lost in the chocolate river. He's sings a song and you leave the chocolate factory. Re-enter and now you have access to the Wonkavator. Head to the Office of the Board of Directors and enter the open door. The Director will tell you that you need to have some way of seeing in the chocolate. So leave the factory and go to the Candy Store and buy a Wonka Bar. Eat it and get the wrapper and take it to the Nursing Home.
Check the number and see if you get your lucky numbers, if not keep doing it until you do(took me 4 times). After you get your numbers head back to the Factory. From the Wonkavator head to the Factory Entrance and play the Claw Machine. Enter your lucky numbers and you will receive the Choco-Vision Goggles. After you get the Goggles EQUIP THEM and go back to the Wonkavator and head over to the Chocolate Room. Take a dip in the Chocolate River and receive the Surveillance Tape.
After you get the tape head to the courthouse, and answer as follows....

Defense Attorney: You were with Mr. Wonka just today, were you not? Just where did Mr. Wonka take you?
The Chocolate Room in his Factory.

Defense Attorney: The Chocolate Room you say? And tell me, did Mr. Wonka at any point push you into the Chocolate River?
Not the I recall

Thats the end of it for today but I need your help with all the stuff you can get from the Factory. Please Post all items that arent listed that you can get from the Claw Machine and what you can eat from the Chocolate Room and its effects, so far....PLEASE COPY PASTE IF YOU CAN
Chocolate Room:
You find a strange white flower near your feet and take a bite out of it. It's really minty!
You feel curiously strong!

You see a red jelly bean bush and pick a plump looking jelly bean from it. It's Rasberry! You feel stronger! Like a Rasberry! (just go with it, okay?)
Your strength is temporarily increased by 35

You find a small pool of some kind of indigo liquid in a small puddle in a corner of the Chocolate Room. You cup your hand and take a drink. Surprise! It tastes sweet! And it stains your tongue purple!
Your power, speed, and strength are temporarily increased!

You see a small yappy puppy running up to you. Upon closer inspection he seems to be made entirely of chocolate! You pick Rover up and take a big bite out of him! He runs off yapping, but you feel fortified.
Your power is temporarily increased by 35

You lick one of the candy cane trees growing near the bank of the Chocolate River. It's not quite ripe yet, but it's still pretty good.
You feel kinda jittery. You temporarily gain 50 speed!

Claw Machine Tip: Make sure you start with a full bar of T. Click random until you come across a GOOD item, like a bong or the toothpuff. STAY AT THAT SPOT, you will keep getting that item over and over. It may not be every turn but it will keep showing up. And if you find something good and want to keep getting it, dont leave the Claw Machine. If you have firefox open a new tab and leave that screen open, or with IE just open a new window that way you can go back and keep getting good stuff when you get more T.

You get the Walkman
$250
15pp

VCR
$1000
10pp

You take the Wonka Bar and place it into your trolly

I Love You Bracelet
$3500
35pp

Gold Watch
$5000
50pp

Skull Bong
$15000
150pp

Toothpuff
$20,000
200pp

Harvard Degree
$2,000
20pp

Day old coffee naan

Fabergé Egg
$30000
300pp

Day 2

Not to much to do here, go to the factory, copy and paste your name where you have to sign in and click through the next couple of pages. You get to a room you have to push a door, pull a crack and leave.....that's it :(

Adventure Guide

#1 You start out by going to the Bowling Alley and talk to the Clerk, he will tell you that the key to the restroom is on some guy wearing a Silver Jacket(Silver Jacket man at the 7-11) Go to the city and get the Arena Pass(down and to the right 3 moves) Beat the Silver Jacket man and get the Silver Key.
Head back to the Bowling Alley and enter the bathroom, you talk to a guy and he tells you to call Grandpa Joe. Call Joe(653-3655) and he will tell you to go to the trainstation. Head to the trainstation, when you get there you will have to find the map. To do this there is 3 choses and 3 people just go down the list because this is random(exp. Help, Beg, and Mug every person) and you will receive the map to Hoburbia. Board the train and off to the 3rd city.
Remember to do most of the stuff at the city you are required to be alive, if something doesnt work make sure you are alive. First stop is to go talk to Grandpa Joe at the Nursing Home, he will tell you they are holding a contest at the Chocolate Factory and you need a Golden Ticket. Head over to the Candy Store and buy a couple of Wonka Bars. Eat one then head back to the Nursing Home and use the internet connection to check and see if you won. This might take a couple of times but shouldnt be more than 5. After you get the Golden Ticket go to the Factory and you are done with the first Adventure.

Side Quest:
Not everyone may be able to start this one right off, but head over to the Beeramid and talk to the guy out front. If you are a fighter with decent stats fight him, he doesnt hit you but you have to kill him in 80 hits(100k life). If you are a begger you need to have atleast a 100 beg to get passed him and it might take a couple of times. If you cant do either you have to wait until you get a crystal pepsi from the Soup Kitchen.
Once you are in head up and you get the map for the Beeramid. Head up and to the left to reach the first riddle. Whats green and red and goes 175mph? "A frog in a blender" This unlocks the next riddle. Head to the second riddle but stop one short of getting there. Go to your living area and unequip your weapon and armor. Back to the Beeramid and move to the last riddle. You might have to back up one and go forward again for it to work.
For the 3rd riddle it is a bit of a crap shot. You have to get a Gummy Raptor (or Gummy Grizzly not 100% sure yet)from the Soup Kitchen. Once you get that eat it and go to the 3rd Riddle. This will unlock the last riddle. If you get to the last riddle mail myself or a staff member and let us know what it says and we will try to help you through, since we are all waiting on the Gummy to pass.

IMPORTANT!!
The Soup Kitchen....visit everyday and make sure you get the special of the day. If you get a GUMMY RAPTOR or GUMMY GRIZZLY and have not made it inside the Beeramid DO NOT EAT OR THROW AWAY. Everything else gives some pretty cool effects or boast to your stats, for a partial list check this out. To get in the Soup Kitchen just talk to the Chef and he will leave.

Cool Stuff:

Wellness Clinic: For 5 T and a 1000 dollars it will let you eat another meal. Every time you do this though the money increases....1000,5000,27000,120000, and 235000(I think going off memory) This resets daily so it might be wise to use it once or twice a day.

Hoburbia: Find cans, cash, and stuff you can sell at the Pawn Shop.

Pawn Shop: You can sell the stuff from the first adventure and items that you find in Hoburbia. One new food there and a new set of weapons.

Tin Can Alley: Flea Market has stuff for the adventure yet to be use and a Big Bowling ball. I bought this and it helped me beat Professor Spare to get the Gas Mask. If you get it make sure you equip it. The artist is also there looking for a hammer that is yet to be found.