Adventure Guide

#1 You start out by going to the Bowling Alley and talk to the Clerk, he will tell you that the key to the restroom is on some guy wearing a Silver Jacket(Silver Jacket man at the 7-11) Go to the city and get the Arena Pass(down and to the right 3 moves) Beat the Silver Jacket man and get the Silver Key.
Head back to the Bowling Alley and enter the bathroom, you talk to a guy and he tells you to call Grandpa Joe. Call Joe(653-3655) and he will tell you to go to the trainstation. Head to the trainstation, when you get there you will have to find the map. To do this there is 3 choses and 3 people just go down the list because this is random(exp. Help, Beg, and Mug every person) and you will receive the map to Hoburbia. Board the train and off to the 3rd city.
Remember to do most of the stuff at the city you are required to be alive, if something doesnt work make sure you are alive. First stop is to go talk to Grandpa Joe at the Nursing Home, he will tell you they are holding a contest at the Chocolate Factory and you need a Golden Ticket. Head over to the Candy Store and buy a couple of Wonka Bars. Eat one then head back to the Nursing Home and use the internet connection to check and see if you won. This might take a couple of times but shouldnt be more than 5. After you get the Golden Ticket go to the Factory and you are done with the first Adventure.

Side Quest:
Not everyone may be able to start this one right off, but head over to the Beeramid and talk to the guy out front. If you are a fighter with decent stats fight him, he doesnt hit you but you have to kill him in 80 hits(100k life). If you are a begger you need to have atleast a 100 beg to get passed him and it might take a couple of times. If you cant do either you have to wait until you get a crystal pepsi from the Soup Kitchen.
Once you are in head up and you get the map for the Beeramid. Head up and to the left to reach the first riddle. Whats green and red and goes 175mph? "A frog in a blender" This unlocks the next riddle. Head to the second riddle but stop one short of getting there. Go to your living area and unequip your weapon and armor. Back to the Beeramid and move to the last riddle. You might have to back up one and go forward again for it to work.
For the 3rd riddle it is a bit of a crap shot. You have to get a Gummy Raptor (or Gummy Grizzly not 100% sure yet)from the Soup Kitchen. Once you get that eat it and go to the 3rd Riddle. This will unlock the last riddle. If you get to the last riddle mail myself or a staff member and let us know what it says and we will try to help you through, since we are all waiting on the Gummy to pass.

IMPORTANT!!
The Soup Kitchen....visit everyday and make sure you get the special of the day. If you get a GUMMY RAPTOR or GUMMY GRIZZLY and have not made it inside the Beeramid DO NOT EAT OR THROW AWAY. Everything else gives some pretty cool effects or boast to your stats, for a partial list check this out. To get in the Soup Kitchen just talk to the Chef and he will leave.

Cool Stuff:

Wellness Clinic: For 5 T and a 1000 dollars it will let you eat another meal. Every time you do this though the money increases....1000,5000,27000,120000, and 235000(I think going off memory) This resets daily so it might be wise to use it once or twice a day.

Hoburbia: Find cans, cash, and stuff you can sell at the Pawn Shop.

Pawn Shop: You can sell the stuff from the first adventure and items that you find in Hoburbia. One new food there and a new set of weapons.

Tin Can Alley: Flea Market has stuff for the adventure yet to be use and a Big Bowling ball. I bought this and it helped me beat Professor Spare to get the Gas Mask. If you get it make sure you equip it. The artist is also there looking for a hammer that is yet to be found.